2024-08-13

Set 7 · Episode 676

Cameron Illeg

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.30 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.32 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I went skiing.

I'm just trying to remember happier moments of my life.

All right, I went--

All right, listen up.

I went--

I went skiing last year.

I realized--I like skiing. It's my favorite.

It's the whitest sport ever.

It's made by white people, four white people, like Costco.

All right, I figured it out.

You could tell how white it is by the way they've ranked the slopes on the mountain.

Like, it--the ranking goes least dangerous to most dangerous.

It's a color-coded system.

There must have been a meeting between four white guys.

They were like, "All right, we got green and blue figured out."

green and blue figured out.

Michael, what's the most dangerous color you can think of?

You know, for sure, black.

I think blacks are scariest.

God damn, Michael.

All right, well, what's scarier than black?

Double black, I think that's...

That's way scarier.

Tell somebody where you're going.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Black" can mean a color for ski slope danger ratings or the race white men fear most.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI went skiing.

setupI went skiing last year.

setupI realized--I like skiing. It's my favorite.

setupIt's the whitest sport ever.

setupIt's made by white people, four white people, like Costco.

setupAll right, I figured it out.

setupYou could tell how white it is by the way they've ranked the slopes on the mountain.

setupLike, it--the ranking goes least dangerous to most dangerous.

setupIt's a color-coded system.

setupThere must have been a meeting between four white guys.

setupThey were like, "All right, we got green and blue figured out."

setupgreen and blue figured out.

setupMichael, what's the most dangerous color you can think of?

punchlineYou know, for sure, black.

tagI think blacks are scariest.

tagGod damn, Michael.