2024-08-13

Set 12 · Episode 676

Ebad Jengda

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I've been trying to open up to this guy.

would have an immigrant dad, can't tell him anything,

you know, like especially mental health.

Immigrant parents came here, no internet, no English.

It's like fuck your sadness.

I try to tell my dad, I think I'm depressed.

He's like, well, if you became a doctor,

you'd know for sure.

Fuckin' asshole.

[Bit 2]

My mom and I can't even have a conversation, you know?

I'm like, "How's your day?"

She's like, "Where's your wife?"

She wants to get me an arranged marriage,

so she sends me a curated list.

All brown girls.

Every Saturday morning.

Yeah.

She's like, "Give me grandchildren."

Used to make me pancakes.

Now I got a raw dog ran a Pakistani woman.

You know what I mean?

Fuck are we doing?

[Bit 3]

- My last girlfriend and I got in a fight about hall passes.

You guys know about hall passes?

Celebrity encounter, less than 1% chance of happening.

You know what I mean?

Mine, Zoe Saldana.

Batty, right?

Hers, the Wu-Tang Clan.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Telling your immigrant dad you're depressed implies emotional support, but reveals a suggestion to become a doctor to self-diagnose.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've been trying to open up to this guy.

setupwould have an immigrant dad, can't tell him anything,

setupyou know, like especially mental health.

setupImmigrant parents came here, no internet, no English.

setupIt's like fuck your sadness.

setupI try to tell my dad, I think I'm depressed.

setupHe's like, well, if you became a doctor,

punchlineyou'd know for sure.

tagFuckin' asshole.