Matt Taylor

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So, uh, I'm dating a woman in a wheelchair.

Feel like that kind of narrows it down for everybody in here.

Um, we got a good thing going.

You know, she's nice. She calls me her short king.

I call her my auto-thought. It's nice.

[Bit 2]

Dating a woman in a wheelchair,

people ask you a lot of times.

They're like, "Matt, like, is that, like, your fetish?

Is that what you're into?

And it's not even that.

It's just that, like, I have a fear of long-term commitment.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, also, I know Fiona was on here earlier,

and, uh, I do want to say she had that joke

where she was like, "I'm just looking for somebody

that can fuck me so good I can walk again."

The week after we started fucking,

that pharmaceutical company called her

about a possible cure, so...

To be continued. I don't know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Auto-thought' can mean a wheelchair-themed term of endearment or an afterthought.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo, uh, I'm dating a woman in a wheelchair.

setupFeel like that kind of narrows it down for everybody in here.

setupUm, we got a good thing going.

setupYou know, she's nice. She calls me her short king.

punchlineI call her my auto-thought. It's nice.