Rose Highland

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Skips to 51:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm from England and I recently did my citizenship test.

I got 82% wrong.

But it was hard, you know,

'cause I had to take a written test

and the Mexicans get to just do an obstacle course.

Like that's, that's way,

I could do that, you know, I'm agile.

[Bit 2]

And they got me on the first question, you know.

The first question was named two nationally celebrated

US holidays, right?

So I'm like, okay, Christmas, no, that's Christianity.

So I just said 9/11 and,

but it was like, I thought you had a day off of that.

I swear to God, like something crazy like that happens

and you don't get to go paddle boarding.

[Bit 3]

I thought the questions would be like a bit more American,

you know, like what's the difference between an AR-15

and an AK-47?

You know, obviously one of them's for children.

I would have got that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“The citizenship test becomes so extreme that 82% wrong feels normal.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI'm from England and I recently did my citizenship test.

punchlineI got 82% wrong.