Shiva Eni

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 23:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey! So I have cerebral palsies.

No, no, I'm kidding. I date a lot of white women.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. I mainly do it because I think that's like the closest to free healthcare I'm ever going to get.

I mean, they're not buying me healthcare or anything.

I just get to try out a lot of pills.

Be like, "Bloop, hopefully I don't have depression.

Bloop, hopefully I don't have anxiety.

Bloop, hopefully I'm not pregnant."

[Bit 3]

Yeah, I've actually dated so many white women,

I actually have a white girl's name tattooed on my hand.

Yeah.

And I usually date women a generation younger,

but not 'cause I'm a creep,

They're just the only generation that can't read cursive.

I got the tattoos of my ex-fiancee.

I got the tattoo of my ex-fiancee on my hand

because actually my ex-fiancee actually died in my hands.

But, but that's what happens when you choke a bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming cerebral palsy implies a disability disclosure, but reveals dating white women.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey! So I have cerebral palsies.

punchlineNo, no, I'm kidding. I date a lot of white women.