2025-03-25

Set 8 · Episode 712

Cam Patterson

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This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.52 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

-I did not say his hair looked like it had AIDS.

I said it looked gay. That's what I said.

I said, "It looked gay as hell.

"Cut it off, you bitch nigga." That's what I said.

[Bit 2]

Let's talk about Trump.

He's funny. He's funny to me.

I'm not a political -- I'm not bad political,

but it's very funny that he hired a 13-year-old kid

that would cancel it to be the head of the Secret Service.

That's funny as fuck to me. He likes it a lot.

It's funny 'cause my grandma weird --

She weird about it 'cause the kid is black,

showing her how to feel. I was like, "Grandma,

How do you feel about Trump hiring a black kid

to be on the secret surface 'cause he has cancer?"

And my grandma said, "I don't give a fuck about that retard."

And I said, "Grandma, he has cancer."

She went, "Same thing. No, it's not."

And what funny to me --

This is what I think about a lot.

This make me really happy. He don't know it's fake.

He has no idea that he's not the head of the secret surface.

He think he runs the secret surface.

What's funny is, like, Trump has got on to something

that African niggas knew a long time ago.

Child soldiers are amazing.

You understand that?

Like, you fuck with Trump, I will kill your family, nigga.

And I love it. It's pretty dope for me.

And the last thing I want to say is, I've been thinking about this a lot.

It's funny, Kalashly Trump got shot in the ear,

and everybody's making fun because he had two women at a secret service.

And it's funny to think that he--

Instead of that, he was like, "Fuck all that bullshit.

I'ma hire a retarded 13-year-old nigga with cancer,

because that's better with two women than a gun."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“A hair insult could be a gay insult.”

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setup-I did not say his hair looked like it had AIDS.

punchlineI said it looked gay. That's what I said.

tagI said, "It looked gay as hell.

tag"Cut it off, you bitch nigga." That's what I said.