Bando

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[Bit 1]

So I'm not really a comic,

but I do identify as one, so.

[Bit 2]

Been married for 11 years,

my wife and I could not be more different.

You know, she's a behavioral psychologist, guys.

And I've been a bouncer basically my whole life.

She's got her PhD, I got my GED.

She likes to-- she's real introverted.

She's an only child, so she likes to reboot by being

with herself and meditating.

She goes five times a year.

She goes all over the world to these meditation retreats.

She sits for four days in silence.

Four days in silence, guys.

She doesn't do that shit at home, though.

[Bit 3]

I don't know, it's interesting being married

to a psychologist, you know?

It's like I'm Sicilian, I'm angry kind of guy.

Oh, all right.

- All right, you wanna finish it?

Go ahead.

- I like conflict, I like to argue, you know?

But my wife does what she calls,

it's like I'm not gonna engage in ineffective communications.

You know?

So I have nobody to argue with, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Not being a comic implies exclusion, but reveals identity as qualification.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I'm not really a comic,

punchlinebut I do identify as one, so.