2025-04-01

Set 2 · Episode 713

JJ Lieberman

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.45 punch density·0.80 tag density

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Skips to 14:08 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I saw someone so good looking,

it made me resent my parents.

You'll get that if you're ugly.

You see someone hot and then you think about your parents,

you're like, you idiots had to fuck each other?

They made a lateral move and I'm like, well, here I am.

I'm the one who has to suffer.

I got my father's big nose, I got my father's big nose,

and I got my mother's fat upper pussy area.

I hide the Fupa well, ladies, so.

[Bit 2]

I do a lot of gay shit, and I don't mean gay

like when a man says he doesn't eat meat.

That's gay as fuck.

I mean, I suck dick.

And I just want to clear it up.

I don't want you thinking I'm a vegan.

And I throws people off when I say that,

'cause I've got this energy of a high school football coach

with multiple DUIs.

And people are like, "You're into guys?

Oh, my God, I machine-gun through twink-asshole."

[Bit 3]

But I do it all. I'm not gay.

Like, I hook up with dudes, I hook up with chicks,

I've hooked up with a trans person,

which makes the most sense if you're gonna do dudes and chicks.

Why choose between steak and lobster

when you're getting surf and turf at the same price.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Seeing an attractive person could be a reminder that your own parents settled for each other.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I saw someone so good looking,

setupit made me resent my parents.

setupYou'll get that if you're ugly.

setupYou see someone hot and then you think about your parents,

setupyou're like, you idiots had to fuck each other?

punchlineThey made a lateral move and I'm like, well, here I am.

tagI'm the one who has to suffer.