Charlie G

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 26:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

If I kill myself and find out reincarnation's real,

I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

[Bit 2]

I don't know if you guys can tell,

but I live in a van, right?

And ever since I started living in a van,

I came out as a hobo-sexual, right?

Meeting that I sleep with women for their bed, right?

I'm always on Tinder trying to find a place to stay.

And they always say the same thing, right?

They're always like, "You just want to fuck me and leave,"

right?

And I always have to go, "Oh, I'm for sure staying.

You know?

My kink is shower sex."

[Bit 3]

It is pretty, like, sketchy dating women,

like, while living in a van, right?

Like, they never want to come back to it

until they find out I have a cat, right?

And that just flips the script, right?

It goes straight to like, "Let's go to your van.

I want to meet your cat." Right?

I guess they figure if -- [ Laughter ]

-Is there more to that? -Yeah.

-You want to finish it?

-I guess they figure if --

if I haven't killed the cat yet, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Suicide with reincarnation implies escape, but reveals an endless suicide loop.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIf I kill myself and find out reincarnation's real,

punchlineI'm gonna fucking kill myself.