Set 5 · Episode 712

Colin Sledge

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.83 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.32 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 44:59 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got fired from Chick-fil-A.
Apparently, ladies didn't like the way it was saying "my pleasure."

[Bit 2]

I've never been able to coast on the way I look, you know?
I was never that hot, but I'm interesting, you know?
I can make girls think.
I make girls think stuff like, "Hey, is that guy following me?"
One time, this girl, getting into my car for a date,
she agreed to.
First thing she said was, "Just so you know,
I have pepper spray in my purse."
It's like, "Just so you know,
you shouldn't tell me where it is."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Polite customer service could be sexual harassment.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI got fired from Chick-fil-A.
punchlineApparently, ladies didn't like the way it was saying "my pleasure."
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