Jim Tally

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[Bit 1]

Oh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day,

crying, 'cause he found a video

of his girlfriend sucking a dick.

I know, man, the fucked-up part about it was,

"The dick was mine."

Oh, here's where the shit got fucked up.

I had to then sit there

and listen to this motherfucker's critiques on my dick...

as if it wasn't mine.

The motherfucker was spazzing too.

He was like, "How the fuck she gonna cheat on me with that?

My dick way bigger than his."

I'm just looking like,

"I mean, nigga, it's not little, right?"

Like, "Maybe it's easier on our draw line or something,

my nigga. Why you big-shamin', nigga?"

Like, I was defending an unknown penis, essentially, right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A friend's cheating discovery implies sympathy, but reveals the listener as the affair partner.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day,

setupcrying, 'cause he found a video

setupof his girlfriend sucking a dick.

setupI know, man, the fucked-up part about it was,

punchline"The dick was mine."