O Fender

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[Bit 1]

I want to say this, I did my time like a man.

That's right, take that, Brittany Griner.

[Bit 2]

Couple things about prison, you should know,

in case you decide to go,

farting is considered a form of flirting.

And I had to learn that the hard way.

When I let one rip,

and I heard a dude way down the way, he said,

"Hey, I hear you calling my name down there."

And if you didn't laugh at that joke,

I guess that's one of those moments in life

where you should have been there.

'Cause that shit was funny, but I was scared.

[Bit 3]

I hated when the guards made me strip down,

'cause they never tipped.

I felt like that shit was rude as hell.

[Bit 4]

There is one sound that haunts me to this day.

It's not the sound of a man getting raped

or two men enjoying it.

- What?

Too many, what?

- Two men enjoying it.

- Two men enjoying it, okay.

- It's actually the sound chains make when you walk.

-Yeah, it sounds like, "Chink, chink, chink."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Doing prison time like a man implies toughness, but reveals a Brittany Griner jab.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI want to say this, I did my time like a man.

punchlineThat's right, take that, Brittany Griner.