2025-04-01

Set 5 · Episode 713

Kansai Yasuda

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Career avg·1.40 bits/set·1.60 beats/set·0.25 punch density·1.60 tag density·5 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.56 punch density·4.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just went back to Japan to see my family and on a Japanese airport I saw a

huge sign that says "do not export Wagyu beef semen without permission" and

immediately I was like damn I wish my semen is important enough to get

permitted, you know.

Like I wish everybody desired my semen.

I wish someone would suck me off.

And keep my semen inside their mouths.

And try to cross a border.

And get shot at.

And die.

And this person's whole family is devastated.

Just because of my statement.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Semen desirability becomes so extreme that border-smuggling death follows.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI just went back to Japan to see my family and on a Japanese airport I saw a

setuphuge sign that says "do not export Wagyu beef semen without permission" and

setupimmediately I was like damn I wish my semen is important enough to get

setuppermitted, you know.

setupLike I wish everybody desired my semen.

setupI wish someone would suck me off.

setupAnd keep my semen inside their mouths.

punchlineAnd try to cross a border.

tagAnd get shot at.

tagAnd die.

tagAnd this person's whole family is devastated.

tagJust because of my statement.