Will Owens

Bucket PullBlack

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.11 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.11 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm feeling great.

My wife and I just finished adopting an at-risk youth.

Yeah, we got a little crack baby at the crib and shit.

Every morning before work, I pick him up, take a deep breath,

get a little contact high, shit better than coffee, man.

[Bit 2]

I do have a question.

I'm gonna ask this side of the room,

'cause some of y'all look like y'all grew up in the system.

[Bit 3]

What's the return policy on an orphan?

Anybody know?

Is it 30 days? Do I still need the receipt?

At this point, I'll take store credit.

This little nigger got to go.

They told me he was refurbished good as new.

Hey, he came out that box broken.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adopting at-risk youth implies compassion, but reveals a crack baby punchline.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm feeling great.

setupMy wife and I just finished adopting an at-risk youth.

punchlineYeah, we got a little crack baby at the crib and shit.