Bill Carroll

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I think I might be straight.

Because I finally made it through Brokeback Mountain

without jacking off.

[Bit 2]

Here's something I've been wondering,

maybe there's some you guys can help me out with.

Is it gay to sack someone else's dick

if there's a gun to your head?

What if you're the one holding the gun?

Is that gay or is that just a hostage situation?

[Bit 3]

The other day I saw this homeless guy and he had a sign that said,

"Will change my mind about black people for $10?"

I figured I'd do my part, so I gave the guy $10.

He was like, "All right, well, I don't like them anymore."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Finishing Brokeback Mountain implies straightness, but reveals no arousal.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI think I might be straight.

setupBecause I finally made it through Brokeback Mountain

punchlinewithout jacking off.