JT Abbott

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.70 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Why are people so upset that Californians are moving to Texas?

I feel like--good bit--I feel like we did the same shit to the Native Americans, you know?

Except now it's just a lot less syphilis and genocide

and just a whole lot more acai bowl shops.

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend asked me recently

if she liked what she was wearing

and I told her, "Do you want to be honest with you?"

And she said, "Sure."

And I said, "I fucked your sister."

[Bit 3]

I feel like we really need to revisit

the movie Indiana Jones, you know?

'Cause I feel like having a white American man

with a whip going to foreign land

steal something that didn't belong to him.

And then we made him the hero of the movie, you know?

I feel like we're just rehashing old ones.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Californians moving to Texas is like colonization because both displace locals.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWhy are people so upset that Californians are moving to Texas?

punchlineI feel like--good bit--I feel like we did the same shit to the Native Americans, you know?

tagExcept now it's just a lot less syphilis and genocide

tagand just a whole lot more acai bowl shops.