Luke Stam

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.34 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·1.18 punch density·1.60 tag density

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Skips to 48:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I heard if you do what you love,

you never work a day in your life.

That's why I became a school bus driver.

'Cause I love driving drunk.

But what about the children?

Don't worry, I drive a short bus.

Those parents would be fucking thrilled

if I got into an accident.

They could finally buy themselves something nice

instead of another scooter for little Timmy

every time his big-ass bobble in head shit the motor out.

[Bit 2]

Now, I told that joke, and this older lady came up to me,

said I ruined her day 'cause she had two kids

with Down Syndrome or whatever the fuck.

And I don't mean to throw caution to the wind here

when I say this, but how fucking rude.

After you had the first one, you kept prancing around

with a broken twat and you squirted out another.

[Bit 3]

Then again, it probably isn't her fault,

because if her pussy's tight enough

to squeeze an extra chromosome into every head that

passes through her, imagine how retarded it

must have felt for her husband to slam his dickhead

through her.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Doing what you love implies career fulfillment, but reveals drunk driving.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I heard if you do what you love,

setupyou never work a day in your life.

setupThat's why I became a school bus driver.

punchline'Cause I love driving drunk.