2024-08-27
Set 11 · Episode 678
Mike Cohen
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Hi, I think text messaging's
ruining people's relationships.
Would you agree?
My best friend of over 20 years
accidentally sent me a screenshot from Pornhub.
This was no ordinary porn people.
This was BBC, Big Black Cocks.
I text him immediately, I said, "Dude, what the fuck?"
He text me right back, he said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person."
I said, "Dude, we've been best friends for 20 years.
who the fuck is the right person?
I got another buddy of mine
who accidentally sent his mom a dick pic.
She texts him right back, said,
"It's nice to know that nothing has changed
"since you were a baby."
My wife texted me a couple weeks ago.
She says, "Hey, what's for dinner?"
Me thinking it would be funny.
I sent her a dick pic.
It was not funny.
She texts me back, she says, "Oh, great, leftovers."
Me thinking I'd make it a little funnier.
I said, "Well then, bitch,
"send me a picture of your pussy."
It didn't get any funnier.
She sent me back a picture of me, guys.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sending porn to the wrong person implies a mistake, but reveals hidden intimacy.”
Joke Type
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setup- Hi, I think text messaging's
setupruining people's relationships.
setupMy best friend of over 20 years
setupaccidentally sent me a screenshot from Pornhub.
setupThis was no ordinary porn people.
setupThis was BBC, Big Black Cocks.
setupI text him immediately, I said, "Dude, what the fuck?"
setupHe text me right back, he said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person."
setupI said, "Dude, we've been best friends for 20 years.
punchlinewho the fuck is the right person?