KT #695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
2024-12-10
Set 6 · Episode 695
Matt Brown
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·1.40 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·1.40 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
So I have two older brothers.
One is autistic and one's a Jehovah's Witness.
So I have two autistic older brothers.
[Bit 2]
We can laugh at Jehovah's Witnesses.
They're not here.
There's alcohol and fun.
They can't be near this place.
This is a safe space.
[Bit 3]
My autistic brother, he's cool.
He's high functioning.
That means he does normal stuff like he drives.
He's not great at it, but he does it.
He t-boned a UPS truck a few years ago,
which is like pretty hard to do, right?
And then a few months after that,
he got a job at the airport driving jet fuel trucks,
which that's terrorism if you ask me.
It's like, did you check his stats?
They're not great, but who else would you want
fueling a jet plane besides an autistic person?
Like, he really gives a fuck about that plane, you know?
[Bit 4]
He also smokes weed, which is pretty fun.
I give him weed, I should say.
It's cool 'cause we smoke weed together
and he becomes not autistic,
which is the opposite of what happens to me.
Like, smoke a joint, go to Chipotle,
and I'm just like, dude, you gotta order, I'm nonverbal.
They all think I'm gay.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Having an autistic brother and a Jehovah's Witness brother could be having two autistic brothers.”
Joke Type
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setupSo I have two older brothers.
setupOne is autistic and one's a Jehovah's Witness.
punchlineSo I have two autistic older brothers.