2025-08-19

Set 3 · Episode 732

Ben Bankus

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.53 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I got two kids.

I just had my second kid.

And yeah, my wife, she tells people,

yeah, we had a second kid for our daughter.

So she'd have a friend.

Like, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

Just fucking my wife like, oh, it's for my daughter.

She needs a friend real bad.

[Bit 2]

But I got a son now, every guy wants to have a son, right?

'Cause it's manly and you know,

you've seen those gender reveals

where the guy already has two daughters

and then it comes out pink and he's like, "Fuck!"

Can't fucking handle this shit.

[Bit 3]

So I have a son, but everybody thinks it's manly

to have a son, you know, it's your boy.

But like my daughter, she's three,

not once in three years did I worry she was gay.

My son's three months old, I'm fucking worried.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a second child could be charity for a child.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupI got two kids.

setupI just had my second kid.

setupAnd yeah, my wife, she tells people,

setupyeah, we had a second kid for our daughter.

setupSo she'd have a friend.

setupLike, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

punchlineJust fucking my wife like, oh, it's for my daughter.

tagShe needs a friend real bad.