2025-08-19

Set 7 · Episode 732

Dimitri King

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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.47 punch density·6.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Man, you gotta really watch what you smoke these days.

I smoke this string called "Think About It."

Yeah, "Think About It."

I messed up my whole day.

I took two hits, and I said --

thought to myself, "I wonder what white people's favorite rap song

to sing and say 'nigger' when niggas ain't around?"

'Cause you know they got one.

They -- at least got one that they scream on their way to work

on their way to work at 8 o'clock in the morning.

So I've compiled the top five songs that I believe white

people say nigger when niggas ain't around.

Number five.

I'm just kidding.

White people ain't gonna expose y'all like that.

No, no.

I'd rather let you have a very weird conversation with your

black friend the next time you get in the car and close the

door and the radio turns on and looks over at you and goes,

The fuck do you be singing in here?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Building a top-five list implies an expose, but reveals a joke.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMan, you gotta really watch what you smoke these days.

setupI smoke this string called "Think About It."

setupYeah, "Think About It."

setupI messed up my whole day.

setupI took two hits, and I said --

setupthought to myself, "I wonder what white people's favorite rap song

setupto sing and say 'nigger' when niggas ain't around?"

setup'Cause you know they got one.

setupThey -- at least got one that they scream on their way to work

setupon their way to work at 8 o'clock in the morning.

setupSo I've compiled the top five songs that I believe white

setuppeople say nigger when niggas ain't around.

setupNumber five.

punchlineI'm just kidding.

tagWhite people ain't gonna expose y'all like that.

tagNo, no.

tagI'd rather let you have a very weird conversation with your

tagblack friend the next time you get in the car and close the

tagdoor and the radio turns on and looks over at you and goes,

tagThe fuck do you be singing in here?