Just Greg

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.46 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I don't know about you guys, but I hate getting bad news.

But sometimes I think like, what if I got bad news

like in a fun, entertaining way

and then maybe I wouldn't mind it as much.

Like somebody be like, "Hey, Just Greg,

got some bad news for you, man."

Your wife has one minute to live.

I'd be like, "Fuck yeah, yeah."

Maybe your friend pulls up to your house like,

I ran over your dog in the driveway, poop poop, put him in.

Fucking love that dog, man.

Keep it going for pancake, poop poop.

[Bit 2]

This is my impression of Donald Duck sneezing.

This is my impression of Donald Duck

having sex with a prostitute.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Bad news could be a beatboxed performance.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupI don't know about you guys, but I hate getting bad news.

setupBut sometimes I think like, what if I got bad news

setuplike in a fun, entertaining way

setupand then maybe I wouldn't mind it as much.

setupLike somebody be like, "Hey, Just Greg,

setupgot some bad news for you, man."

punchlineYour wife has one minute to live.

tagI'd be like, "Fuck yeah, yeah."