Rob White

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I did not think I was getting on the show tonight.

Otherwise I would not have dressed like a day

go on vacation in the sixties.

This is a terrible fucking outfit for comedy, guys.

[Bit 2]

I honestly, it's weird.

Like, I don't actually do comedy.

You know, I have a full-time job.

I'm a tattoo artist by day, stand-up comic at night,

which is fun because basically I have two jobs

that no one thinks is real.

[Bit 3]

And yeah, so like it was a weird thing, like growing up,

like my dad's a tattoo artist, and he saw me,

and he was like seeing how I was acting like a f***ing tart.

And he's like, "I need to solve this shit.

I need to toughen up my son."

So he sent me off to work to learn how to tattoo

with this guy Crazy Joe at the age of 13.

And 13 years old, I didn't need to be working with this guy.

He was a fucking killer, okay?

I mean, like, he wasn't killing it with the ladies

or doing killer tattoos.

I mean, he actually murdered a guy.

He stabbed him to death.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Not expecting to perform implies casual clothes, but reveals a 1960s vacation outfit.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI did not think I was getting on the show tonight.

setupOtherwise I would not have dressed like a day

punchlinego on vacation in the sixties.

tagThis is a terrible fucking outfit for comedy, guys.