Guana

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- So I recently found out

That steroids make me manic?

Have you ever woke up like,

in this corner, standing at five foot 11,

equipped with retard strength,

it's John!

'Cause I have,

I accidentally cut my finger off in the process.

That's okay now I can go.

One million dollars.

That's okay I can go.

I'm from the Lower West Side.

When in doubt, pinky out.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Steroid mania is like a fight entrance because both involve combat mentality.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- So I recently found out

setupThat steroids make me manic?

setupHave you ever woke up like,

setupin this corner, standing at five foot 11,

setupequipped with retard strength,

punchlineit's John!