Set 3 · Episode 710
Joshua Yellis
Bucket PullMan
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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Women argue like terrorists. They fight like terrorists.
I'll give you an example. Every guy in this room knows what I'm talking about.
You'll say something to your woman.
You'll say something to your woman. That means nothing to you. And she'll take
it as a personal fucking attack against everything she believes in. You'll be
sitting on the couch next to her that night and you ask her you can see
that she's pissed. You'll say, "Honey, what's wrong?"
She'll say, "Nothing, it's fine."
You know she's fucking mad.
An hour goes by, she's not ready yet.
She's still putting the dynamite in the vest.
She's not ready to blow up the fucking square yet.
She's waiting until later in the night, right?
You wait an hour, you say, "Honey, what's wrong?"
It's fine.
She's still getting her pilot's license, fellas.
She doesn't have her box cutter yet.
She's not ready to hit the towers.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Female anger is like suicide bombing because both involve delayed explosive retaliation.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupWomen argue like terrorists. They fight like terrorists.
setupI'll give you an example. Every guy in this room knows what I'm talking about.
setupYou'll say something to your woman.
setupYou'll say something to your woman. That means nothing to you. And she'll take
setupit as a personal fucking attack against everything she believes in. You'll be
setupsitting on the couch next to her that night and you ask her you can see
setupthat she's pissed. You'll say, "Honey, what's wrong?"
setupShe'll say, "Nothing, it's fine."
setupYou know she's fucking mad.
setupAn hour goes by, she's not ready yet.
punchlineShe's still putting the dynamite in the vest.
tagShe's not ready to blow up the fucking square yet.