Set 10 · Episode 710

Longoria

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[Bit 1]

>> So I was looking for parking just earlier before the show,

and I stopped at the red light down on Trinity,

and I looked to my left and there were two gay guys kissing,

and I thought to myself,

"Good for them. Good for them."

I keep driving, right?

I come to another red light out here,

And again, I look to my left, two lesbians kissing.

And I think to myself, "Noice. Very nice."

The light turns green and I keep driving.

And I come to another red light.

And I really wish I was making this up,

'cause right there, a good friend of mine,

another comic by the name of Joe Fylie,

He pulls up right up next to me on a Harley.

And, you know, it's a cool bike,

but my guy is riding bitch,

holding on to another guy's waist.

And before I could even think, I was already,

hold on tight, you wouldn't wanna fall,

you fucking (beep)

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Seeing gay strangers implies tolerance, but reveals homophobic friend teasing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup>> So I was looking for parking just earlier before the show,

setupand I stopped at the red light down on Trinity,

setupand I looked to my left and there were two gay guys kissing,

setupand I thought to myself,

setup"Good for them. Good for them."

setupI keep driving, right?

setupI come to another red light out here,

setupAnd again, I look to my left, two lesbians kissing.

setupAnd I think to myself, "Noice. Very nice."

setupThe light turns green and I keep driving.

setupAnd I come to another red light.

setupAnd I really wish I was making this up,

setup'cause right there, a good friend of mine,

setupanother comic by the name of Joe Fylie,

setupHe pulls up right up next to me on a Harley.

setupAnd, you know, it's a cool bike,

setupbut my guy is riding bitch,

setupholding on to another guy's waist.

setupAnd before I could even think, I was already,

setuphold on tight, you wouldn't wanna fall,

punchlineyou fucking (beep)