Remy Swise

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.33 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Someone told me I looked like a retired skinhead. That's why I tell women I'm a

veterinarian. South Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama take more Viagra than any other

[Bit 2]

States in the Union. Alabama, South Carolina, Georgia, love their dick pills. Hey, they

did say the South will rise again. If at first you don't secede, you can dust it off and

[Bit 3]

try again. Even though I look like a racist white guy, I'm not a racist white guy. I'm

a racist Arabic guy. Big difference. I don't know if y'all been watching the news, but

It's my turn to be racist.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"veteran Aryan" sounds like "veterinarian", and "veterinarian" fits because cleaner identity.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupSomeone told me I looked like a retired skinhead. That's why I tell women I'm a

punchlineveterinarian. South Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama take more Viagra than any other