Jessa Knuckles

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 34:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I recently lost 40 pounds.

So it no longer looks like I'm in the rodeo

when I try to wipe my ass.

However, I did gain 20 back, so it's back to the rodeo.

I go-io.

[Bit 2]

My doctor says that I might have sleep apnea.

So I really hope it's true that men like Star Wars

as much as they say because Lady in the Streets,

Darth Vader in the Sheets.

[Bit 3]

Between, I'm also a type one diabetic,

so between my diabetes and my sleep apnea,

I really know how to keep a man

Up at night.

[Bit 4]

But on the plus side, I pee so much, man,

think I'm a squirter.

[Bit 5]

I got dumped for having a wondering eye,

but it turns out it's just lazy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wiping while overweight is like rodeo because both involve difficult physical riding.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI recently lost 40 pounds.

setupSo it no longer looks like I'm in the rodeo

punchlinewhen I try to wipe my ass.

tagHowever, I did gain 20 back, so it's back to the rodeo.

tagI go-io.