Philip Abraham

Bucket PullAsian

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.50 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I am not white.

I am white passing on the phone my whole life, whole life.

[Bit 2]

A lot of people think I'm black in Austin.

They ain't got no black people.

[Bit 3]

The worst is when people think I'm brack.

You know what that is?

That's when Asian people think I'm black.

[Bit 4]

I am Indian, I'm a different kind of Indian.

I'm Puerto Rican.

[Bit 5]

I am Indian, and Pakistan will be soon, too.

[Bit 6]

Most Indians are Hindu.

I'm a little bit different. My dad's size is Jewish.

My mom's size is Catholic.

I worship Satan.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Passing as white could be possible over the phone where appearance is invisible.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI am not white.

punchlineI am white passing on the phone my whole life, whole life.