Set 2 · Episode 575
David Rios
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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
'cause I actually came from the doctor today
and I got some bad news and I kind of thought
I'd sign up today and get lucky.
Maybe spread some joy 'cause I didn't get too joy
to the day.
So I got diagnosed with PN syndrome.
And I was kind of curious what he was trying to talk about.
And I was like, what's that?
He said, you have perfect nipple syndrome.
You know something I've suffered my whole life?
I mean, when I talk to people,
they don't look me in the eye.
They kind of look at my nipples.
Kind of like all y'all are doing right now, pretty much.
I mean, I guess I could tell my mom,
at least Ron White got to look at my nipples today
a little bit.
Kind of happy about that.
But you know, living with this is kind of hard to say
'cause most people after I tell them,
they're gonna say, "Let me see 'em.
"Show me your nipples.
and cheat shoes.
And I don't show them for free, no.
They're not free, you can show them,
follow my homie fans if you wanna do something like that.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A medical diagnosis implies illness, but reveals unusually perfect nipples.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup'cause I actually came from the doctor today
setupand I got some bad news and I kind of thought
setupI'd sign up today and get lucky.
setupSo I got diagnosed with PN syndrome.
setupAnd I was kind of curious what he was trying to talk about.
setupAnd I was like, what's that?
punchlineHe said, you have perfect nipple syndrome.
tagYou know something I've suffered my whole life?