Set 9 · Episode 575

Kiko

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Thank you for having me I signed a release form to give permission to be on this thing
First time to Tony ever got consent for anything. Thank you for coming tonight

[Bit 2]

This country is a bad Scooby-Doo episode.
Everybody's riding their green scooters
over everybody's ancestors not giving a fuck.

[Bit 3]

I went to do that shit, I went to go get a green scooter
here at Austin, I fucking took out my wallet to pay.
But then I looked on my license and I couldn't do it
because it turns out from my license
and I'm a grown fucking man and I shouldn't scoot around the city like a fucking asshole.
Because I have a car.

[Bit 4]

Some of us are still Christians.
What the fuck are we doing out here in life?
If you still believe in Jesus, now fine.
I think that's like following still George Carlin on TikTok,
like neither of them want you to do that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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A release form could be Tony's first instance of consent.

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setupThank you for having me I signed a release form to give permission to be on this thing
punchlineFirst time to Tony ever got consent for anything. Thank you for coming tonight
Kiko - Ep 575 | PunchNotes