Set 7 · Episode 575
Robert Drilica
Bucket PullManOld
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.25 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I sometimes traumatize people
and I don't understand why it happens.
I love you.
In my youth, I was bitten by a snake.
The snake drew blood.
So I caught the snake.
And on my way home, I passed two people.
The first person removed my belt,
wrapped it around my arm so I could live longer.
The second person was traumatized.
When I got home, I put the snake in the bathtub.
I filled it up with water, and it gave birth
to 15 live snake babies.
I now knew how my dad fell.
My mom barged into the room in a panic.
What's going on?
I said, "Mom, I just became a dad and I'm going to die."
I can still...
I can still hear my mom scream in my mind today.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A snakebite emergency implies sympathy, but reveals panic at carrying the snake.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- I sometimes traumatize people
setupand I don't understand why it happens.
setupIn my youth, I was bitten by a snake.
setupThe snake drew blood.
setupSo I caught the snake.
setupAnd on my way home, I passed two people.
setupThe first person removed my belt,
setupwrapped it around my arm so I could live longer.
punchlineThe second person was traumatized.