Set 8 · Episode 556
BJ
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.05 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.05 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Yes, I'm from the Midwest and I like to hunt.
I don't know if that's cool anymore.
I got into an argument with the neighbor that was hunting
and I shot this pheasant and it fell on his side of the land
and I said, not wanting to be a wimp,
I'll rush and bow you for it.
And for those of you who don't know what that is,
that you take a turn kicking each other in the groin.
So I sat my guy down.
I went first.
And I hit him and boom.
He was sweating.
I thought he was going to pass out.
I thought he was going to have to call the ambulance.
And after seven minutes, he got up.
He said, how long was that?
I said, that was good.
That was seven minutes.
And he said, OK, it's my turn.
I said, nope, you can keep the pheasant.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Offering a macho contest implies willingness to endure it, but reveals backing out when reciprocation arrives.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- Yes, I'm from the Midwest and I like to hunt.
setupI don't know if that's cool anymore.
setupI got into an argument with the neighbor that was hunting
setupand I shot this pheasant and it fell on his side of the land
setupand I said, not wanting to be a wimp,
setupI'll rush and bow you for it.
setupAnd for those of you who don't know what that is,
setupthat you take a turn kicking each other in the groin.
setupSo I sat my guy down.
setupI went first.
setupAnd I hit him and boom.
setupHe was sweating.
setupI thought he was going to pass out.
setupI thought he was going to have to call the ambulance.
setupAnd after seven minutes, he got up.
setupHe said, how long was that?
setupI said, that was good.
setupThat was seven minutes.
setupAnd he said, OK, it's my turn.
punchlineI said, nope, you can keep the pheasant.