Benny Benoit

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 58:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

That's French.

I'm from Louisiana.

I'm what you call Louisiana sober.

That means I drink, I smoke, and I fuck my cousins.

No, I'm kidding, man.

That's bold of y'all to assume I got hot cousins.

I'm the hottest girl my family's ever produced,

if we're being honest.

I would never fuck my cousins, dude.

I got two sisters and a dog, why would I?

You know?

Nah, them bitches ugly too, but uh,

[Bit 2]

speaking of ugly bitches, when I first moved to Austin,

I got hit on by a gay guy.

That was nice, he said he thought that I was hot,

and I was like, oh, thank you.

He goes, yeah, can I get your number or something?

And I said, "No, I'm sorry, man. I'm straight."

And he goes, "Yeah, I bet that's 'cause you never had good dick before."

And I thought to myself, "You know what?

Maybe this isn't my Uber after all."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Louisiana sober" implies clean living, but reveals incest.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThat's French.

setupI'm from Louisiana.

setupI'm what you call Louisiana sober.

punchlineThat means I drink, I smoke, and I fuck my cousins.