Bob

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·0.20 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 49:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

What a very beautiful audience you all are.

Everyone is beautiful in the dark and in the rain.

[Bit 2]

When you look at me, you may be thinking,

"I know where the good stuff is."

I don't know where anything is.

[Bit 3]

Whenever I go anywhere, I make sure I sign the guest book.

You, sir, you may never know when you'll need an alibi.

[Bit 4]

Whenever I cross the street, I look one direction.

And then I pretend to be a squirrel and I go for it.

[Bit 5]

I dated a short bisexual woman and she said to me,

"I wanna tell you something,

"but I don't want you to get upset.

"Whatever you say is a really good thing, it's really good."

She said to me that I eat pussy like a girl.

So I've got that going for me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A beauty compliment implies sincerity, but reveals dark rain.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWhat a very beautiful audience you all are.

punchlineEveryone is beautiful in the dark and in the rain.