Dedric Flynn

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Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.08 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

What you know about waking up in the morning

to eat a dry toaster strudel

because the night before you got too high

and drank all the strudel juice?

[Bit 2]

- What you know about missing your dead best friend so much

and you wanna talk to him

so you go get a Ouija board and a street witch

and then you start talking to him

only to remember that nigga can't spell good.

[Bit 3]

I'm 35 years old, and then I realized the other day

I could fight, but I can't heal.

I'm like a reverse Wolverine.

We just got to die after this.

I can't--I don't got no ACLs.

Now I get why when Jesus was 33, he was like, "Kill me.

I, like, kill me."

'Cause if you get acid reflux one time,

you, like, nail me to the cross.

I don't know, bird lava and shit.

Even God was like, "Yeah, my son shouldn't be 35.

"That shit, it shouldn't happen."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Waking up hungry implies a normal morning, but reveals a dry strudel.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWhat you know about waking up in the morning

setupto eat a dry toaster strudel

setupbecause the night before you got too high

punchlineand drank all the strudel juice?