Kansai Yasuda

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[Bit 1]

Did you guys know that most of the fentanyl

was manufactured in Japan?

I was surprised at the beginning but it kind of makes sense that they were making it in

Japan because police in Japan would never realize if Japanese people are high on fentanyl

or just being really, really respectful.

[Bit 2]

fentanyl, any Chinese people in this crowd, if there is as a Japanese person, sorry for

everything. I think Japan did terrible things to China back in World War II. So I think,

in my opinion, as a Japanese person, I think Japan deserved the first bomb. But second

one, it's too much. So I never understood the second one, never did. Until just

recently I figured out I was using a microwave. I put my food out and my food

wasn't piping hot enough. I was like, "Vion is hot pocket, not surrender link." So I

had to nuke it again. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Being really respectful" can mean being high on fentanyl or being Japanese.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupDid you guys know that most of the fentanyl

setupwas manufactured in Japan?

setupI was surprised at the beginning but it kind of makes sense that they were making it in

setupJapan because police in Japan would never realize if Japanese people are high on fentanyl

punchlineor just being really, really respectful.