Tariq Morales

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Skips to 23:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I talked to my mom recently,

and she said I should try being more black.

And no matter what I do,

it looks like I drive a Prius with a Hellcat sticker on it.

People see me coming, they're like, "Oh, yeah.

This guy knows both of his dads."

[Bit 2]

I do--I do know my dad.

Uh, when I grew up with him, he would always give me

fatherly advice.

He would always tell me, uh,

"Never fuck a bitch with your ho-dick."

Only give her half the dick or the bitch gonna go crazy.

I had to be like, "Hey, Dad, um, I'm 12."

Also, are you talking about my mom, motherfucker?

What you mean, half the dick?

That's my mom, bro.

Give her the whole dick, right? I don't know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being more Black implies a cultural shift, but reveals both parents.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI talked to my mom recently,

setupand she said I should try being more black.

setupAnd no matter what I do,

setupit looks like I drive a Prius with a Hellcat sticker on it.

setupPeople see me coming, they're like, "Oh, yeah.

punchlineThis guy knows both of his dads."