Set 5 · Episode 556
Ellis H.
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.66 punch density·2.21 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·1.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Hey, don't you hate it when people talk shit
about your appearance as if you don't know what you look like.
Like, I know I look like Ice Cube if you order them off Wish,
but I don't need you to tell me that shit, OK?
[Bit 2]
I got haters.
See, I don't mind haters, but it's like only in the daytime,
you know?
Like, motherfucker see me up at 4 AM talking about,
you need to go die.
I'm like, bitch, you need to go to sleep.
This is a-- this could have been a lunch text.
This is a lunch text right here.
[Bit 3]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to quit acting,
because I am tired of my agent hurting my feelings.
This bitch will submit me for the craziest shit.
It'll be like, looking for a black male, short, stocky,
potentially on the spectrum who's conventionally unattractive.
I say, God damn.
I'm reading that bitch over like, maybe on the spectrum.
I called her up.
I said, hey, Stacy.
She goes, don't even say anything.
Look, I seen the role, and you were the first person
that came to mind.
I said, bitch, there's 80 people on the roster.
What the fuck you mean I'm the first person?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A celebrity resemblance could be a cheap knockoff.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupHey, don't you hate it when people talk shit
setupabout your appearance as if you don't know what you look like.
punchlineLike, I know I look like Ice Cube if you order them off Wish,
tagbut I don't need you to tell me that shit, OK?