A Armstrong

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You know I'm killed Tony when you sign up you have to write your full name

So like nobody believed that my name was a the first time I signed up was at the heb arena

And I remember like she finally like checked my ID and she went holy shit. Your name is a

It's the difference between a chicken fried steak in a country fried steak a

Chicken fried steak is like breaded and a country fried steak is in breaded

[Bit 2]

There's this dude that walks around like Congress in front of 7-11 and I swear every day I seen and

And he only says four words.

And it's like, hey, can I have a dollar?

Right, so I see this guy every day,

and I started making fun of him in front of my girlfriend.

And she was like, we would laugh about it.

But I felt bad about it.

One day I had some money, so I decided to go see the guy.

And you know, I felt bad about making fun of him.

So I'd give him a dollar.

And he said different words this time.

He finally said, hey, you got two dollars?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“One-letter name is widely understood but rarely mentioned.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupYou know I'm killed Tony when you sign up you have to write your full name

setupSo like nobody believed that my name was a the first time I signed up was at the heb arena

punchlineAnd I remember like she finally like checked my ID and she went holy shit. Your name is a