Eddie Lursa

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.94 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

-I've, uh, accidentally been working in restaurants

for the last 20 years.

[Bit 2]

I was watching a fat kid eat the other day,

And it made me realize that if I have a kid,

I won't have a fat kid.

Because he's either gonna overcome heavy adversity

and build strong character,

or the little guy loses a foot

and we don't walk from the back of the parking lot anymore.

And it's cool if some of you didn't like that joke.

There is a certain type of person that normally doesn't,

and that's type two.

[Bit 3]

I also figured out how to stop school shootings.

We have to segregate schools again.

What you do is you take all the lonely white kids with gun fascinations

and you put them in their own schools.

In these schools, all of the teachers will be known pedophiles.

Because, at the end of the day, school shooters and pedophiles are the same.

They both just want to unload on kids.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“20-year restaurant career could be deliberate choice or unintentional drift.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup-I've, uh, accidentally been working in restaurants

punchlinefor the last 20 years.