Set 7 · Episode 664
Isaiah Pichardo
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[Bit 1]
So I've always wanted to commit an obscure crime
like mail fraud.
Ironically, mail fraud's also what my dad
calls trans people.
[Bit 2]
No, I was lucky enough to grow up with my dad and mom
'cause I grew up on a dairy farm,
so my dad had no excuse to leave and get milk.
[Bit 3]
No, I was very blessed.
I do have buddies who weren't so lucky,
and they had stepmoms, and they're like,
"She's a fucking bitch."
And like, I never got that,
'cause from the videos I've seen,
they seem pretty cool.
[Bit 4]
For the longest time, I thought social worker
was a politically correct way of saying prostitute.
So when I found out that my older sister
was going to school to be a social worker,
I was like, "Dad, are we okay with this?"
And he's like, "Yeah, I'm like, is Grandma on board?"
He's like, "Grandma actually suggested.
She thought she'd be great at it."
Dirty old hag.
So for three years, I thought my older sister
who's going to school be a whore.
Turns out she's just working with him, so...
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"mail fraud" sounds like "male fraud", and fits because dad sees fraud.”
Joke Type
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setupSo I've always wanted to commit an obscure crime
setuplike mail fraud.
setupIronically, mail fraud's also what my dad
punchlinecalls trans people.