Set 8 · Episode 664
Jacob Cantor
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I'm from Dallas, and I'm a tour guy downtown.
I do the JFK tour.
And part of the JFK tour, we let you meet this lady
who was friends with Lee Harvey Oswald when she was a kid.
I swear to God they just lit wheel her out
like she's Hannibal Lecter.
Everyone just shoots her with questions,
[Bit 2]
but it means that I've met someone who's met
Lee Harvey Oswald, and now you've met me,
No, I'm really just an Uber driver with a history degree.
[Bit 3]
So I like to drive past the Lee Plaza
and I like the CIA killed a president here.
And just, they don't say anything,
I just know I'm not getting the tip.
[Bit 4]
And about that time I'll start to go into
like my RFK Junior spiel.
Usually I get like, isn't he a conspiracy theorist?
And I was like, you'd be a conspiracy theorist too
if the CIA killed your dad and your uncle.
And he is, in the political sphere,
he is the closest thing that we have to Batman.
I mean, really, if you think about it,
fighting against the corruption of the establishment
that shot his family.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“Elderly witness is like Hannibal Lecter because both wheeled out.”
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setupSo I'm from Dallas, and I'm a tour guy downtown.
setupI do the JFK tour.
setupAnd part of the JFK tour, we let you meet this lady
setupwho was friends with Lee Harvey Oswald when she was a kid.
setupI swear to God they just lit wheel her out
punchlinelike she's Hannibal Lecter.
tagEveryone just shoots her with questions,