Set 2 · Episode 664
Remy Swice
Bucket PullMiddle EasternSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·3.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·3.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
Hell yeah, recently became a sugar daddy.
Oh, it's not because I'm rich,
it's 'cause I'm pre-diabetic and my nuts come out
honey roasted, ha ha.
Yeah, my name is Wilford Brehmly and I got jizzabetis.
I got that hyperglycemon.
[Bit 2]
Started dating a furry recently.
Can you believe this chick?
Anybody guess what kind of animals
you'd like to dress up as?
Just guess.
Great guess, no.
Great guess, no.
a possum.
She don't dress up like a possum.
Yeah, sex is terrible.
Every time I want to bang, she just lays on the ground
and plays dead till I leave her.
Cunt.
[Bit 3]
Stop listening to women two weeks ago.
I'm done, yeah.
Yeah, everything they say could be argued as misinformation.
Yeah, right?
How come every time you put "mis" in front of something,
it fucks it up completely?
Misinformation, miscalculation, right?
Now you can't say "mister" because every time you do that,
it makes things cooler like "mister information,"
"mister calculation."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sugar daddy implies rich, but reveals pre-diabetic sweetness.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupHell yeah, recently became a sugar daddy.
setupOh, it's not because I'm rich,
punchlineit's 'cause I'm pre-diabetic and my nuts come out
taghoney roasted, ha ha.
tagYeah, my name is Wilford Brehmly and I got jizzabetis.
tagI got that hyperglycemon.