Hey Bolstad

Bucket Pull

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Last time I was in Austin was about $200,000 earlier,

last year, in rehab.

[Bit 2]

So they don't take insurance and rehab,

but you do get to learn one thing about rehab.

Your roommate will always be the one

that's trying to jerk off when they're on Valium.

It's two hours.

Two hours of hearing this when you're trying to sleep.

And it's not even the fucking good shit.

Like, it's not even anyone that's next to you.

[Bit 3]

And the fact that you go to the sober living, which is right next door,

so my view from sober living house was all these fucking buildings that I couldn't come to,

which was really exciting.

And then I got served divorce papers.

Yeah, it's just getting there, right?

[Bit 4]

And then on top of that, I decided to become single again at 51 -- well, I didn't decide.

I didn't decide to become single.

I was told that I'm single now,

and I still have a credit rating of 820.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Last time in Austin implies time elapsed, but reveals rehab cost.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupLast time I was in Austin was about $200,000 earlier,

punchlinelast year, in rehab.