2022-12-27
Set 7 · Episode 589
Angela Ramirez
Bucket PullLatinoWoman
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density
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Skips to 51:53 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Put my name in a hat on a whim,
did not know I would do this,
but thank you Title IX Gods for making me get up here,
'cause I was like the only girl over there,
one of the only ones, that's kind of,
and also like to thank affirmative action,
'cause I was one of the only Latinos, me and the Latino.
[Bit 2]
I'm a simple country girl.
You know what they say, we make do.
And I almost made do over there and peed in the corner
'cause I've been holding it for like two hours.
And since I am Latina, I know how to pee standing up.
[Bit 3]
Because, you know, whenever guys cheat on white girls,
they make vague TikToks.
Whenever guys cheat on black girls,
they just listen to the new SZA album.
Whenever guys cheat on Latinas,
we piss on their fucking belongings.
And we do it the old fashioned way.
We drink half a bottle of Patron,
a gal in a mountain dew, make sure, you know,
right on the verge of kidney stones, make it real, real hot.
And then you get his work roots.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A bucket pull could be diversity policy instead of random luck.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupPut my name in a hat on a whim,
setupdid not know I would do this,
setupbut thank you Title IX Gods for making me get up here,
setup'cause I was like the only girl over there,
setupand also like to thank affirmative action,
punchline'cause I was one of the only Latinos, me and the Latino.