2022-12-27
Set 4 · Episode 589
Ashley Sharp
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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·1.25 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 27:29 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I know you guys respect some little white girl
to come cartwheel out of here.
pong pong with pigtails or some shit.
Your brother come up, you're like,
"What the fuck is this shit?"
[Bit 2]
I got this name from my mom, bless her heart.
We have a lovely relationship.
She got my name from Gone With the Wind.
Yeah, yeah, I know, crazy as fuck.
Gone With the Wind, my mother grew up directly in the hood
and was watching this shit and was like,
"You know what?
"I'm gonna name my child after this.
"This is a good idea.
"Nothing wrong could happen from that."
Like, "Gone with the fucking wind."
[Bit 3]
Like, I've only seen this woman watch, like,
BET, like, black exploitation movies and fucking "Lifetime."
You guys love that shit.
I don't know why you guys love "Lifetime."
You guys are always getting your ass kicked on air
or abused in some way.
I'm like, "What the fuck, man?"
It's like me watching slavery movies 24/7 and shit.
Like, "Yeah, I love this shit.
Get Kuta, get him!"
Like, "What the fuck?"
[Bit 4]
You know what "Gone with the wind" is?
It's like the white people versus the roots.
It's like long as fuck,
make sure what your ancestors made better decisions.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“The name Ashley implies a dainty white girl, but reveals a black man.”
Joke Type
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setupI know you guys respect some little white girl
setupto come cartwheel out of here.
setuppong pong with pigtails or some shit.
setupYour brother come up, you're like,
punchline"What the fuck is this shit?"