Chris Carreon

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·2.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·2.25 tag density

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Skips to 58:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm a murderer and a rapist.

I'm just kidding.

[Bit 2]

I really thought though, when I was like hearing Trump

I would look in the mirror and I'd be like,

"You brown son of a bitch."

Yeah, and I would be like,

"Well, the only illegal thing that I've ever done,

"you know, is have a gaping asshole filled with cocaine.

"But if it wasn't for my uncle, Carlito,

"oh my God, I'm a millionaire now.

"Could you tell?

"You can't tell, but I'm in the bars

"getting fucked up every day, goddamn it.

"But I appreciate you, I know what you're thinking.

[Bit 3]

My name is like you would think Juan maybe or I don't know Jesus.

My name is Chris.

God damn.

What the fuck?

You want to think you think I speak Spanish, right?

I don't know. Goddamn thing.

But I hope you speak to me in Spanish when you see me on the streets,

because I'm like,

Uno, serres puto cinco la lei.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A dark self-introduction implies a punchline, but reveals only teasing misdirection.”

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

punchlineI'm a murderer and a rapist.

tagI'm just kidding.