2022-12-27

Set 3 · Episode 589

Matt Decker

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·4.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.38 punch density·4.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So, when I was nine years old, I saw something I never forget.

Lived in the hood up north in Wisconsin.

And these two black guys were arguing right in the middle of the street.

Just a little kid looking outside the windows, being nosy.

And they literally whipped out his dick

mid conversation in the middle of the argument

and just started pissing right in the middle of the,

right in the middle of the argument.

And I never forget it.

And looking back, I wish I had the confidence to do that

because that's a fucking power move right there.

Like just being able to do that.

And the other guy didn't know what to do.

So I mean, like it's definitely a conversation under.

Like that's something I never forget.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Publicly urinating during an argument could be a dominance move.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo, when I was nine years old, I saw something I never forget.

setupLived in the hood up north in Wisconsin.

setupAnd these two black guys were arguing right in the middle of the street.

setupJust a little kid looking outside the windows, being nosy.

setupAnd they literally whipped out his dick

setupmid conversation in the middle of the argument

setupand just started pissing right in the middle of the,

setupright in the middle of the argument.

setupAnd looking back, I wish I had the confidence to do that

punchlinebecause that's a fucking power move right there.

tagLike just being able to do that.

tagAnd the other guy didn't know what to do.

tagSo I mean, like it's definitely a conversation under.

tagLike that's something I never forget.