Set 1 · Episode 589

Michael Loehr

Bucket PullDisabledMan

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 8:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

This is the season for friends naming.
What knows a neighbor to meet with their family?
One and nine with buddies.
unless you're disabled because me and my wheelchair are like inviting
our pumice farm dear Christmas party.
I need your arm plug, everything in the bathroom.
I need all the plugs to charge my chair.
Or I won't make it to pumpkin pie.

[Bit 2]

Before we sing "Grace,"
before we sing "Grace,"
I need everyone to sign
I do not resent sitting for it.

[Bit 3]

A kiss, the turkey,
isn't the only thing that gets stuffed.

[Bit 4]

For the potluck, I brought a ramp.
It was either that or tuna casserole.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Hosting a wheelchair user could be surrendering every outlet before dessert.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupThis is the season for friends naming.
setupWhat knows a neighbor to meet with their family?
setupunless you're disabled because me and my wheelchair are like inviting
setupour pumice farm dear Christmas party.
setupI need your arm plug, everything in the bathroom.
punchlineI need all the plugs to charge my chair.
tagOr I won't make it to pumpkin pie.
Michael Loehr - Ep 589 | PunchNotes